toytowns:

eyesoftirnoch:

gallusrostromegalus:

dykanthropy:

stimman3000:

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

…hell yes.

CSI: Willy Wonka

daruyuki-kun:

hockeylesbians:

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

This is what sports should be about <3

babygvl:

someone probably getting their titties sucked rn and i’m here just…chillin

diekingdomcome:

pizzaotter:

dog-rates:

This dog unlocked the door for his human. 13/10 the best boy

This is the best damn thing I hope he got so many treats!!!

He was so excited to help his human and was so happy to help her. The way he just bounced around the house

senjiyo:
“ “I can’t remember my Ultimate talent at the moment… But I promise I’m not a bad guy. Nice to meet you.” ”

senjiyo:

“I can’t remember my Ultimate talent at the moment… But I promise I’m not a bad guy. Nice to meet you.” ( ´ ▽ ` )

a-boy-called-micah:

badjokesbyjeff:

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

op change your url this is fucking fantastic

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thebootydiaries:

asking a white guy why he’s wearing open toe sandals in the middle of winter is slut shaming

kenken-b:
“this kitchen’s not the same without you :’(
”

kenken-b:

this kitchen’s not the same without you :’(

fork-a-nature:

heal003:

heal003:

onision somehow got uglier

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snakes are manifesting in my house 

You and me could rule this city spiderman

I used to love onision until I realized he was garbage lmao #growth